6 Facts You Should Know

  1. At minus ninety
    Your breath

Will freeze in
And fall to the ground…
So watch

Where you step

  1. Antarctica is the only continent with no owls
    So make provisions when packing


  1. All of Forest Gump’s still photos
    Capture him with closed eyes
    Think about why you didn’t notice that
    Adjust your perspective accordingly


  1. A ten-gallon hat holds three quarts of rain water
    Three quarts of rain water is not equal to six pints of blood


  1. When Thomas Edison died Henry Ford captured his last breath in a bottle
    When Henry Ford died his last breath was too warm to fall and so ascended


  1. There are 2,598,960 possible hands in Texas Hold ‘Em
    And just as many chances to go wrong in just about anywhere