Facts to Be Aware Of

January 19, 2012 in Poems

1. At minus ninety
Your breath will freeze
In midair
And fall
To the ground
Watch where you step

2. Antarctica is the only continent with no owls
So make provisions when packing to go there

3. All of Forest Gump’s still photos
Picture him with closed eyes
Think about why you didn’t notice that
Adjust your perspective accordingly

4. There are 2,598,960 possible hands in Texas Hold ‘Em
And just as many chances to go wrong in Oklahoma

5. A ten-gallon hat holds three quarts of liquid
Three quarts of liquid is more than two quarts of blood

6. In 1941 When Thomas Edison died Henry Ford captured his last breath in a bottle
When Henry Ford died His last breath was too warm to fall and so ascended

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