There are only three ways to wholeheartedly believe in Socialism:
1. You are a middle-class college student at a liberal arts college with your tuition paid for by your parents.
2. You are a university professor at a federally funded public or richly endowed private school.
3. You work for the government, either as a politician, a lobbyist, a high-ranking employee of the government, or an employee of a publicly funded, non-profit institution.