BW, a BJJ friend and colleague who tells me he looks forward to reading what I have to say about this or that, told me last weekend that he dreads opening my blog posts because he fears they will be 40 pages long. He’s not the first to lodge this complaint. I not only recognize its fairness, I sympathize with it 100%. As I said to him, “You dread reading them? How do you think I feel about writing them?!

I have been trying various strategies to reduce the load on my readers (and myself) – and I have reduced the average length from about 20,000 words at peak garrulousness to about 4,000.

Today, I’m taking an even more drastic step. I’m going to slash the word count to under 1,000 by limiting the content to just three things: (1) an excerpt from my Journal, (2) a celebrity interview that I loved and wanted to share with you, and (3), as a PS, a short, comic video about Apple vs. Android users that I think is very clever.

Shorter issues may mean more issues, so let me know if you like/hate this short format.

Trying Something New… Again

BW, a BJJ friend and colleague who tells me he looks forward to reading what I have to say about this or that, told me last weekend that he dreads opening my blog posts because he fears they will be 40 pages long. He’s not the first to lodge this complaint. I not only recognize its fairness, I sympathize with it 100%. As I said to him, “You dread reading them? How do you think I feel about writing them?!

I have been trying various strategies to reduce the load on my readers (and myself) – and I have reduced the average length from about 20,000 words at peak garrulousness to about 4,000.

Today, I’m taking an even more drastic step. I’m going to…

Wait! Did I just repeat myself? 

Was that an editorial screw-up? No. I purposely re-used my “Inside This Issue” comments as content for “Notes From My Journal” because, while I was writing the former, I realized it could equally well serve as content for the latter – and thus save you an extra 200 words of unnecessary reading time.

Okay, that takes care of the Journal excerpt – the first thing that I said I was going to include in this issue.  Now let’s get to the other two…

Bari Weiss’s Interview with Woody Allen 
One of the Best Celebrity Interviews I’ve Ever Seen 

Woody Allen at the Venice Int’l Film Festival, Sept. 4, 2023

When I say “one of the best I’ve ever seen,” I’m not exaggerating.

I began watching this at about 12:30 a.m. two nights ago, knowing that I had to be up and going at 6:30. Since I’ve always been a fan of Woody Allen and have recently become a fan of Bari Weiss, I thought I’d take a quick look at the first five minutes – just to see if it was good enough to get back to later.

But I couldn’t stop at five minutes. Nor at 10. Nor at minute 20. I continued watching to the end, then I turned off the lights and fell immediately asleep.

I was understandably tired when I woke up, but very happy to have spent the time watching the entire interview. Not just because of the range of interesting topics covered – from what it takes to succeed at any worthy endeavor, to a secret for long-term success in the movie business, to the role of comedy in dealing with the existential pathos of life itself – but also because of the demonstrable degree of intellectual acumen one can still possess at age 89.

The interview is introduced this way on Weiss’s website (The Free Press):

“Woody Allen has done it all. The actor, comedian, and filmmaker has made 50 movies and has been nominated for 24 Academy Awards….

“Now, at the age of 89, Allen has published his first-ever novel. What’s with Baum? is the darkly comedic tale of… a middle-aged Jewish writer with a secret that could unravel his life. In other words, it’s like a Woody Allen movie – just in book form. It also touches on a major theme of our age: the idea that an accusation, once made, is as good as a conviction, [a theme he discusses with Weiss in the interview].”

You can watch the full conversation here.

Caveat: Before you have a knee-jerk reaction to the part of the interview that deals with controversial aspects of Allen’s personal life that were in the scandal sheets for several years in the middle of his career, I’m going to ask you to suspend your current conclusions until you read something I’ll be publishing in the next issue.

Re my comments on the Charlie Kirk assassination in the Sept. 13 issue: 

“Very sad day with the shooting of Charlie Kirk and the reaction from both left and right afterwards. Your blog has covered it well, and the whole episode reminds me of one of my favorite Orwell quotes: ‘If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.’ And I think this is getting lost today.” – DG

 

“I would like to recommend a book by Allen Guelzo, Our Ancient Faith. Without saying so explicitly, the author draws shocking parallels between today’s political violence and that of Lincoln’s day. I want to offer the idea that this time, this day, our country will change. The scales will fall from enough eyes so that the truth will no longer be deniable.” – JM

iPhone User Callously Interviews Android User 

This was sent to me by CF, one of my three brothers who uses (and favors) his Android phone instead of an iPhone. Before seeing it, I had a vague notion that there is a longstanding friendly competition between the two camps, but I had no idea what the points of contention were. Now I know a few of them, thanks to this hilariously conceived, written, and acted bit that I hope you’ll enjoy as much as I did.