“The New Normal” Documentary 

I had heard about this documentary, and remembered it described as a conspiracy theory disguised as a documentary.

My lifelong friend TG sent me the link, and I watched it. It didn’t strike me as such. It certainly raises questions about China’s role in the COVID outbreak and how Big Tech and government could benefit from the lockdown, but it doesn’t press those theories very forcefully. It does, however, contain a lot of interesting comments from world leaders, leading epidemiologists and serious thinkers, such as Yuval Harari.

If you want a larger perspective on the pandemic, this should be worth an hour of your time.

Watch the video here.

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The election is over. And so is the impeachment trial. But the bellicose rhetoric that Trump used – rhetoric that the impeachers categorized as inciting violent “insurrection” – was hardly a Trump trademark. Here’s a small sample of the video Trump’s lawyers played at the trial…

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The Politics of Goal-Setting

This week’s movie recommendation – Borat Subsequent Moviefilm – is a surprisingly well done bit of political satire aimed at the Trump administration.

But first, speaking of politics, take a look at David Leonhardt’s recent reporting on Biden. Leonhardt had been a big Biden supporter during and since the elections, castigating the Trump administration for everything and treating Biden’s statements and actions with kid gloves. But lately, he’s been less than a fan.

On Wednesday, in his column for the NYT digital edition, Leonhardt wrote:

I have spent some time recently interviewing public-health experts about what the real goal [for fighting COVID] should be, and I came away with a clear message: The Biden administration is not being ambitious enough about vaccinations, at least not in its public statements.

An appropriate goal, experts say, is three million shots per day – probably by April. At that pace, half of adults would receive their first shot by April and all adults who wanted a shot could receive one by June, saving thousands of lives and allowing normal life to return by midsummer.

This is the sort of thinking I love about young reporters. They have so little experience trying to deal with real-world problems that they will say something like that without any idea how dumb it is.

One of the most important lessons I ever learned about amassing support for big and difficult challenges was that it is always better to make the public goal less than, not equal to or greater than, the actual goal you are trying to achieve.

Here, Biden is doing exactly the right thing. His initial goal – to maintain the pace set during the early weeks of the vaccination – was obviously an intentional low-ball. But much better that than basing the number, as Leonhardt does, on what one might want to see, rather than what is probable.

And now, let’s talk about Sacha Baron Cohen’s mockumentary…

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Borat Subsequent Moviefilm, aka Borat 2 (2020)

Directed by Jason Woliner

Starring Sacha Baron Cohen and Maria Bakalova

Available on Amazon Prime Video

I loved Sacha Baron Cohen’s Ali G character since I first saw his amazingly original Ali G TV show back in 2000. I also loved the first Borat film – Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006) – in which he played a Kazakh news anchor, and Brüno (2009), in which he played a fey Austrian fashion reporter. The Dictator (2012), a political satire in the tradition of Woody Allen’s Bananas (1971), was a send-up of Latin American Banana Republics. I didn’t think it was as good as Cohen’s previous efforts, so when I heard that Borat 2  Subsequent Moviefilm: Delivery of Prodigious Bribe to American Regime for Make Benefit Once Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan – was going to poke fun at the Trump administration, I was afraid it would be much less funny and more meanspirited. It wasn’t.

The ongoing trope of all of Cohen’s comic work is that he inserts his comic persona into real situations where his fellow “actors” are unwitting participants who, in responding to his prompts, expose their prejudices, both petty and profoundly disturbing. He got away with that easily when he was not well known. In recent years, he has become too well known, so to make the pretense work, he’s had to dress up in various disguises, most of which involve a fat suit.

In his previous movies, there was a thin plot that moved the action forward – some challenge his character must face as an outsider in America’s many micro-cultures, such as NYC, the deep south, the military, Washington, DC, and, in this one, MAGA land.

For example:

* In the first Borat, his character sets out to make a documentary about American culture for Kazakhstan, but his plans change when he falls in love with Pamela Anderson after watching Baywatch and makes marrying her his mission.

* In Brüno, his character ventures to America to become the “biggest Austrian superstar since Hitler” after being fired from his position as a fashion reporter.

* In The Dictator, his character travels to New York to address concerns about his nuclear arsenal. Following a failed assassination attempt, he escapes and goes into hiding with the help of a local human rights activist that doesn’t know who he really is.

In Borat Subsequent Moviefilm, the plot is equally thin and contrived: Borat is released from the gulag where he was imprisoned at the end of the first Borat movie (for dishonoring Kazakhstan) and sent on a mission: to deliver a monkey as a gift to then-President Trump in an effort to redeem his country’s honor. Things go awry upon his arrival in the US as he learns that not only does he have a daughter, but she has eaten the President’s gift.

I know, I know, it sounds silly. But it’s very clever… and fun… and funny.

 

Critical Reviews 

 * “What we get instead of the familiar indictment of garden variety, casual racism is a blistering summation of what might be deemed the alternative facts era.” (Newsday)

* “The thrill of Borat Subsequent Moviefilm isn’t just that it takes on the Trump administration, or more pointedly, America under Donald Trump. The thrill is in how smoothly, how improbably, Cohen and his collaborators have engineered it all.” (Rolling Stone)

* “As shocking as it is hilarious, as ridiculous as it is insightful, Borat Subsequent Moviefilm is the comedy we both need and deserve right now.” (Empire Magazine)

 

Interesting Facts 

* According to Amazon, “tens of millions” viewed Borat 2 globally during its first weekend. And MarketCast tracked 1.1 million social media “hits” for the film in the week leading up to and just following its release, making it second only to Hamilton in mentions in 2020.

* Kazakhstan banned the first Borat movie in 2006, but is now taking advantage of the recognition it’s enjoyed as a result of the film by using its catchphrase (“Kazakhstan. Very nice!”) in a campaign to promote tourism.

* Borat 2 was dedicated to Judith Dim Evans (1932-2020), a Holocaust survivor who appears in a segment of the film… despite her daughter’s efforts to have that segment removed. Claiming that her mother thought she was being interviewed for a serious documentary, Michelle Dim St. Pierre filed a lawsuit against Amazon. The judge found no evidence to support the allegation that Evans had been tricked, refused to issue an injunction that would have forced the producers to cut her from the film, and dismissed the case.

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A Letter from Charles Darwin, age 12, to a friend (Jan 4, 1822) 

You must know that after my Georgraphy, she said I should go down to ask for Richards poney, just as I was going, she said she must ask me not a very decent question, that was whether I wash all over every morning. No. Then she said it was quite disgustin, then she asked me if I did every other morning, and I said no, then she said how often I did, and I said once a week, then she said of course you wash your feet every day, and I said no, then she begun saying how very disgusting and went on that way a good while, then she said I ought to do it, I said I would wash my neck and shoulders, then she said you had better do it all over, then I said upon my word I would not, then she told me, and made me promise I would not tell, then I said, well I only wash my feet once a month at school, which I confess is nasty, but I cannot help it, for we have nothing to do it with, so then Caroline pretended to be quite sick, and left the room, so then I went and told my brother, and he burst out in laughing and said I had better tell her to come and wash them herself, besides that she said she did not like sitting by me or Erasmus for we smelt of not washing all over, there we sat arguing away for a good while.

(Source: Letters of Note)

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3 Facts, 3 Numbers, 3 Thoughts 

THE FACTS

* China is conducting another test of their digital Yuan. To start off the lunar new year, $1.5 million worth of digital currency will be given to 50,000 randomly selected Beijing residents. They will receive packets of 200 Yuan (worth about $30), and the digital currency will be available from February 10th to the 17th. China Daily reports that this is the third city involved in this third test of the digital Yuan (following Shenzhen and Suzhou), and brings the trial total to more than 100 million Yuan ($15.5 million).

* US billionaire Jared Isaacman will captain the first all-civilian mission to space. Having paid SpaceX an undisclosed amount of money to purchase all four seats, he is calling the mission “Inspiration4,” and is using it as a way to raise money for St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital. For reference, NASA pays SpaceX about $55 million for each astronaut that goes into space on a SpaceX capsule.

* Rosa Parks was not the first person of color to refuse to give up her seat on a bus in Alabama. Nine months before Parks’ famous act of protest, 15-year-old Claudette Colvin refused to move when the bus driver demanded it. In a BBC interview, Colvin remembered feeling like “Harriet Tubman’s hands were pushing me down on one shoulder and Sojourner Truth’s hands were… on the other.” Even though Colvin was the first, the NAACP felt that the gentle, soft-spoken Parks would be better as the face of resistance to segregation than a teenager (who would soon find out that she was pregnant).

 

THE NUMBERS  

* 442,324 – the number of business licenses filed in California last year, per the US Census Bureau. That is a 21.7% increase from 2019 – and in the middle of a massive statewide shutdown. From a business perspective, just about everything is wrong with California: taxes, regulations, homelessness, and a massively bungled governmental response to COVID-19. Yet, there are still thousands of brave people in that state willing to start new businesses and, thus, create emerging wealth for themselves and others. Who woulda thunk?

* $50 million – the value of Bitcoins that German police “seized” after arresting a man for installing mining software in people’s computers without their knowledge. The problem: Government officials cannot actually seize Bitcoins without the password. According to the police report, they “asked” the man for his password, but he refused. They asked him why he wouldn’t provide it, they said, “But he didn’t say.”

* $62.5 trillion – the cost of a gram of antimatter, the most expensive substance on Earth. After the Big Bang, the universe was full of antimatter, but it’s extremely rare now. To study it, scientists made some of their own at the European Organization for Nuclear Research, but were able to do it only at the meager rate of 1.67 nanograms a year. You can buy it, if you want, but at $62.5 trillion a gram, you might do better investing in rare metals or Bitcoin or gold.

 

THE THOUGHTS 

* “Do what you feel in your heart to be right, for you’ll be criticized anyway.” – Eleanor Roosevelt

* “One of the virtues of good poetry is the fact that it irritates the mediocre.” – Theodore Roethke

* “There are three parts to a good education: discovering the most important facts, understanding the eternal truths that stand behind them, and learning how to question them.” – Michael Masterson

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The latest addition to Paradise Palms & Sculpture Gardens arrived last week. We commissioned it about a year ago, and we’ve been eagerly awaiting its arrival. It’s the second piece we’ve purchased from Austin, TX, sculptor Chris Guarino. Right now, she’s resting comfortably next to my brother-in-law’s house, but she’ll be moved to one of the islands on the new lake in a few months when it is completed.

A cool feature of our mermaid is that her helmet glows in the dark!

The gardens are private but open to individuals and small groups by reservation. There is no formal admission fee, but visitors are asked to make a donation to cover the cost of a tour guide. For more information about the gardens or to schedule a private tour or event, please email or call Giovanna Koo at 561-243-0630.

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“People don’t buy art based on the personality of the artist. Or there wouldn’t be much art bought and sold.” – David L. Wolper

 

Buying Investment-Grade Art: An Inside View 

There is so much bullshit in the art world. So many flakes and fakes and posers. The art business has always had a fair amount of graft and fraud, but in the past several decades this shady side of the industry has ballooned to the point where it may be larger than the legitimate market.

I’ve collected art for 40 years, and I had an art business for 20 years. I have no idea whether my thoughts on art are conventional or radical. They are based on my personal experience.

 

What I Know About Art as an Investment 

Art has no intrinsic economic value. Unlike coal or oil or timber, it can’t be used to fuel trains, planes, and automobiles. The value of any individual work of art depends on the demand for it in the art market. And the strength of that demand is subjective.

If you stop to think about the supply of art, the millions – no, billions – of art objects that exist in the world today, you will have your first and most important lesson about art as an investment. And that is this: Most art, probably 98% of it, is barely worth the material it’s made from.

You are in Italy on vacation and buy an oil painting of a Tuscan landscape from a small gallery in Siena. You pay $1,200. But the moment you walk out the door, its value has probably dropped by 50% to 70% – and the only person that’s going to pay you the 50% is the dealer that sold it to you. And only if he thinks you’ll be coming back to buy more from him.

As the years go by, your Tuscan landscape changes hands, going from one person to another, and finally ends up in a garage sale or flea market. Its price at that time (adjusted for inflation) will almost certainly be less than $120, which means your investment would have lost 90% of its value.

This is not to say that if, instead of just letting it go, you offered it for sale now and then, you might one day find a buyer that values it as highly as you once did. It’s not likely, but it’s possible that you’d then get back your $1,200. Maybe even a bit more to cover inflation.

But as a rule, in purely economic terms, 98% of the world’s art objects aren’t worth the price you will pay for them – whatever that is.

Then there’s the other 2%…

For that very small part of the market that deals in a certain kind of art, the economics are very different.

 

Defining Our Terms 

What is this little part of the art market where values rise over time and sometimes fortunes are made? What sort of art is that? How do you even define it?

You may have heard the following terms: fine art, collectible art, investment-grade art, and museum-quality art.

Of those four, let’s throw out “fine art,” because it’s meaningless. Of the other three, I don’t have a preference. But for the sake of simplicity (and because the topic here is investing), let’s use “investment-grade art.”

What makes one still life worth $100 while another, virtually identical to the average viewer, is worth $1 million?

Contrary to what many believe, it’s not a question of beauty. Or of brilliance. Or even technical virtuosity. It has little to nothing to do with all the descriptive adjectives you are likely to hear from a docent or auctioneer or read in a gallery brochure. In fact, it has little to nothing to do with aesthetics.

No, a piece of art becomes valuable because of its history. An artist’s work takes its first step towards historical importance when one or several influential critics come to the conclusion that it is important.

Jackson Pollock’s experience is a good example. For years, he worked in relative obscurity, producing the sort of abstractions that were popular at the time. Then the up-and-coming critic Clement Greenberg decided that one of the experimental pieces that Pollack had been doing was a work of genius… and he immediately started to be sold by Peggy Guggenheim’s prestigious Art of This Century gallery in New York City.

To give you an idea of how inexpensive Pollack’s paintings were back then, MoMA bought this piece – “The She Wolf” – for $650 in 1943:

Since the 1950s, Pollack has been included in every significant history book about modern art and has been taught in every art appreciation class. And in 2015, this “drip painting” (Number 17A, done in 1948) sold for $200 million:

Once an artist’s work is in the collection catalog of a dozen major museums, and has been selling at auctions for millions of dollars, and has made its way into the pages of respected books on art, there is virtually no chance its value will depreciate. That’s because everyone one involved with it – the collectors, the museums, dealers, and the uber-wealthy people that have bought it – have a vested interest in seeing the price rise.

Although investment-grade art can offer smart investors returns equal to or greater than stocks, and although the rules for investing in art are similar in some ways to the rules for investing in stocks, there are also differences. For example:

* The size of the market for investment-grade art is much, much smaller than the market for stocks (i.e., there are far fewer players).

* The number of factors that influence the price of investment-grade art are far fewer than the number of factors that influence stock valuations.

* Because of the above two facts, those that participate in the investment-grade art market, as a whole and even individually, have much greater control of market prices than do 99% of stock investors.

Put differently, the investible art market is a private club comprised of dealers, brokers, critics, auction houses, museums, collectors, and investors. And unlike most other markets, all of these diverse players benefit from the same thing: the gradual and steady appreciation of the art product ad infinitum over time.

Each does his part. The dealers manage the artists and their production. The brokers buy and sell it. The critics promote it. The scholars memorialize it. The museums validate it. The collectors hoard it. And the investors profit from it.

 

Let me put this in more pragmatic terms… 

From a long-term perspective, the single most important factor in the value of a work of art is the artist’s status in the art history books. Next to that is the number of world-class museums that own and display it. Another extremely important factor is the total market “capitalization” of the artist’s work – i.e., how many millions of dollars large corporations and wealthy individuals have invested in it.

The good news for first-time art investors is that all of this information is publicly available. In fact, most of it can be obtained quickly through Google searches and auction records.

As I said, I’ve been buying and selling art for about 40 years – which is about as much time as I’ve been an active investor in the financial markets. My experience has been that, although there are some similarities (like the advantage of buying blue-chip when you can afford it and holding it long-term), investing in art feels more like investing in historical artifacts than in stocks or bonds. In other words, buying a statue by Henry Moore is more like buying a Tiffany lamp than a share of Microsoft or Walmart.

If you think about investment art as historical artifacts rather than as objects of beauty, and follow the common-sense rules one would follow when buying historical artifacts, your buying decisions will likely be sound.

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