Becoming a Writer… in Spite of Myself

As long as I can remember, I’ve wanted be a writer. But I was always aware – perhaps because my father gave up his career as a writer for the steady income of teaching – that it was not going to be easy.

I took several courses in writing in college and graduate school, but my degrees were in English Literature, in case the writing dream didn’t pan out. I wrote a bit the next year while I made a living as a bartender, and I wrote a bit more from 1975 to 1977 as a Peace Corps volunteer in Africa. I earned a meager living by teaching English at the University of Chad, but I wasn’t making a nickel from my writing.

I landed my first job as a professional writer for a business monthly called African Business & Trade. Why Leo Welt, the owner of the publishing company, hired me, I’ll never understand. I knew a few things about Africa. But I knew virtually nothing about business. I didn’t even understand the meaning of the word “trade.” (I’m not kidding!)

Despite what I imagined as lucid prose, my writing wasn’t wowing the subscribers to African Business & Trade. In fact, most of the responses we were getting from readers were criticisms of my ignorance and complaints about the naivety of my ideas. No kudos for my diction and style.

With Number One Son in the oven, I didn’t have the luxury to ignore these Philistines and go on honing my “craft.” I needed those weekly paychecks to pay the bills. So, I swallowed my pride and began to learn about… African business and trade!

I was accidentally drawn into an area of knowledge I never intended to study. And as I studied and learned, I discovered that writing about business and trade was a lot more interesting than I had imagined. I bent into it, and eventually became the writer I was being paid to be. Reader feedback turned positive. Renewal income went up. By the end of my second year, I had been promoted to Editor in Chief of all the company’s publications. I wrote essays on doing business in the Soviet Union, Eastern Europe, and China. I even wrote my first published book: Information Beijing.

That landed me a job with a much larger publishing company in Florida, with greater prospects for me and my family and continued opportunities for developing my knowledge of writing. Including writing advertising copy.

I became a junior partner a year later, and ran the business as it grew from revenues of barely $1 million to $135 million in seven years. I attempted retirement when I was 39 and returned to work as a consultant and partner in another publishing company. Their revenues grew from $8 million to $100 million in about 7 years, and then to $500 million, and eventually broke the billion-dollar ceiling.

I played many roles in my career. One I always enjoyed was teaching what I had learned about the art and science of direct response copywriting. I give interviews about it now and then on podcasts for entrepreneurs, marketers, and copywriters. Click here to watch one I did recently.

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Problems With NFTs 

NFTs are hot, especially in the art world. But it’s highly unlikely they will get to the next level, so long as there are reports of them being stolen.

Such as this one. Click here.

And this one. Click here.

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More on the Buyer Brain 

After my Feb. 14 essay on the “Buyer Brain,” several readers wrote to ask me to elaborate and provide examples. To catch you up: In that essay, I pointed out that, with respect to buying decisions, it is useful to understand the human brain in terms of three distinct parts – the reptilian brain, the limbic brain, and the neocortical brain, representing instinct, emotion, and thought.

My thesis was that, to compete in the 22nd-century digital marketplace, CEOS, copywriters, and marketers will have to take a holistic approach to the sales process, including marketing to prospects, onboarding new customers, and serving existing ones. Prior to the internet, general advertising companies could dominate their markets by focusing their marketing on instinct and emotion. Likewise, direct marketing companies could grow huge by focusing on emotion and thinking (i.e., rationalization). Today, every business of every kind must appeal to and satisfy all three parts of the brain.

Below, I answer two questions that account for most of those I received…

From BP, a direct marketer – re my claim that direct marketers need to appeal to instinct (the lizard brain): 

 “I’m thinking that the lizard brain might be the ad, or some image/headline that immediately makes someone stop and pay attention. Some kind of pattern interrupt of sorts, since the lizard brain is basically scanning for something new and different to pay attention to because, in the past, it could be a lion waiting to attack you. Can you give a few examples?”

My answer: Exactly. With the hundreds of micro-messages a typical consumer is exposed to on the internet every day, it’s no longer possible to capture attention with headlines like “How to Lose 20 pounds in 10 Days.” Such a promise could underline the pitch, but to distinguish your ad from so many others, you have to do more than that. Something that stops the casual reader in his tracks – if only for a second. There are several ways to do that. Some are verbal – usually single words that feel somehow wrong or out of place. And some are visual – images, photos, even typefaces that are in some way jarring. Of course, it’s not enough to simply interrupt. The rhetorical device you choose must also appeal to a lizard instinct. For a moment, and only a moment, it must scare him like a snake in the grass or allure him like an irresistible aroma.

 

From KB, a general advertising executive: 

“You said that people in my line of work understand instinct and emotion. I get that. How does the neocortical brain come into play?”

My answer: In the pre-internet days, goods marketing via general advertising sent people into stores where real live salespeople closed the sale and then sent customers home to experience their purchases. Nowadays, more and more goods are simply delivered directly from the distributor to the customer. This directness means that all sorts of things the salesperson did to convince the customer that she made a good purchase are missing. So, to keep refunds down and repeat buying high, general advertisers will be asked to do much more: to create materials that will help customers rationalize their purchases ex post facto.

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Noteworthy: About the Stock Market

Since the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941, the average market drawdown from geopolitical shocks has been just 5%. And the market bottomed, on average, 22 days later and recovered within 47 days.

One example: The 9/11 terrorist attacks on the US sent the S&P 500 down 4.9% in one day and 11.6% overall. But the market bottomed just 11 days later and recovered in one month.

As my friend and colleague Alex Green pointed out recently: “Corrections and bear markets are great opportunities to accumulate positions in companies that are likely to outperform when the market bounces back.”

Interesting: About Life Expectancy in the US

The states with the highest life expectancy are Hawaii, California, New York, Minnesota, and Massachusetts. The states with the lowest life expectancy are Tennessee, Kentucky, Alabama, West Virginia, and Mississippi. Overall, Americans are expected to liver 78.8 years.

(Findings based on death rates in 2019.)

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Chicago

I spent most of the summer of 2007 in Chicago, working on Ready, Fire, Aim. I needed to be away from home for several months to focus on finishing the book. That need dovetailed with a longstanding dream I had about getting to know some of the great cities of the world by living in them for more than just a few weeks.

I’ve been writing a bit lately about what a sh*thole Chicago has become. In fairness, my current assessment of the city is based on reading reports on the upswing in crime and how poorly the mayor has been handling it.

But I remember Chicago as a great city. A city that had nearly everything that New York had to offer, but cleaner and with nicer people. A big city with big-city amenities, but without the pretension and high costs. (And I remember it as a place where I think I did some of my best writing.)

What I like about Chicago: 

* The arts – Chicago has, as I said, everything that NYC offers.

* The shopping – I don’t know how it is now with all the crime, but North Michigan Avenue (the “Magnificent Mile”) boasts as many great stores as anywhere else.

* The architecture – from Louis Sullivan to Mies van der Rohe and Frank Lloyd Wright.

* The music – Chicago is known not only for jazz, but also the Chicago Symphony Orchestra and Lyric Opera.

* The parks.

* The beach.

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Christie’s started off the spring auction season strongly with a three-part auction in London and Shanghai, racking up $334 million in works from the 20th and 21st centuries.

Die Fucshe (“The Foxes”), a 1913 painting by Franz Marc, fetched the highest price of $57 million. (This was a restitution piece stolen by the Nazis during WWII.)

And an untitled triptych by Francis Bacon – that I would have bought if I were 100 times richer – went to a lone phone bidder for $47.6 million.

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“Many situations in life are similar to going on a hike: the view changes once you start walking. You don’t need all the answers right now. New paths will reveal themselves if you have the courage to get started.” – James Clear

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Susurrus (suh-SUR-us) – a word that sounds like what it means – is a low, soft whispering, murmuring, or rustling sound. (Plural is susurruses.) Example from The Journal of a Disappointed Man by W.N.P. Barbellion: “They are the susurrus of the breeze before the storm, and you await what is to follow with palpitating heart.”

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Re the Feb. 23 issue on Depression:

“Your article on Depression and the rating system that you’ve developed are extraordinarily accurate and helpful for readers. At this point in my life I believe it is a hormonal and cosmic energy imbalance. However, when I was in my 40s, I was hovering between 4 and 4.2 for a long time. Spent lots of money on therapies that didn’t seem to help beyond giving me something to do and someplace I was supposed to go. Thank you for sharing.” – MF

Re my Indulgence Diet:

“Love this! I have to try it.” – DB

Why I keep doing what I do:

“I was sitting down to write you a letter but I’ll just say it in this email: I really appreciate you and all you have done for me over the years. I know you are a mentor to countless copywriters and have had a major influence on the profession. But you have always been an influence and role model to me, as well. I owe you thanks and I do thank you. If there’s something I can do for you, you have only to let me know.” – BB

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From The Innocence Project: Stop the Execution of Melissa Lucio in Texas 

On April 27, Melissa Lucio is scheduled to be executed by the State of Texas for a crime that never occurred. Melissa’s 2-year-old daughter, Mariah, died tragically two days after accidentally falling down a flight of stairs. Despite the fact that Melissa had no history of child abuse and that she has maintained her innocence for the 14 years she’s spent on death row, the State still has her scheduled for execution. You can read more about Melissa’s case here, but we also need your support to stop her execution and prevent an irreversible injustice. Will you add your name right now to stop Texas from killing Melissa or text SAVEMELISSA to 97016?

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